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Shit happens
10. Februar 2009 · 2 Kommentare
AGNOSTICISM: Shit may or may not be happening; we don’t know shit.
ALTRUISM: Want some shit?
APATHISM: I don’t give a shit.
ATHEISM: I don’t believe this shit.
BUDDHISM: Shit happens.
CAPITALISM How much will this shit cost?
CARTESIANISM I shit, therefore I am.
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.
COMMUNISM: It’s everybody’s shit.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, „Shit happens.“
DESCARTES: I shit therefore I am.
MARINES: It’s not just shit, it’s an adventure.
MURPHISM: Shit always happens at the worst possible time and place.
NARCISSISM: My shit don’t stink.
NIHILISM: Everything is shit.
FUNDAMENTALISM: If shit happens, they deserve it.
OBJECTIVISM: (Ann Rand) Shit is Shit.
PAGANISM: Shit happens. And is a part of nature.
PANGLOSSISM: This is the best of all possible shits.
PLATONISM: There is an ideal shit, of which all the shit that happens is but an imperfect image.
HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
ISLAM: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
SHINTO: Shit is everywhere. So as long as you’re stepping in it, show it some respect.
SOLIPSISM: All this shit is a creation of my imagination.
SPOONERISM: Hit shappens.
STALINISM: The state treats you like shit.
TAOISM: The shit that happens is not the true shit.
VANDALISM: I’m gonna wreck this shit!
VOODOOISM: Shit doesn’t just happen – somebody dumped it on you
YUPPIEISM: It’s my shit! All mine!
PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to someone else.
PERESTROIKA: We can’t control shit. Let shit happen.
ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?
Das wollte ich schon vor einem Jahr bloggen aber ich hab es (aus versehen) nur als Entwurf gespeichert. Es sind meine persönlichen Favoriten, im Netzt findet ihr auch 3-4 mal solange Listen…
Kategorien: Humor & Satire
Nicht Lustig 4
12. Dezember 2008 · 1 Kommentar
Endlich „Nicht lustig 4″ ist draußen – herrlich! Diesesmal gibt es sogar einen Trailer, den ich mir jetzt schon ca. 30 mal angesehen habe. Köstlich aber seht selbst:
Kategorien: Humor & Satire · Lobenswertes
